18

My sweet sassypants. My memelord, My pervert-in-training. My eternal sunshine. You're fucking 18!
 -sends you legal nudes-
You have grown so much these past 5 years and I am honored to be called your mistres-IMEAN PUPPY!
 -sweats nervously-
 You are my best friend and I woulden't trade you for any sort of legend of zelda collectable. Our friendship works in a weird way.
 (as dani flirts with you 23/7)
 I love us though! I can literally say anything to you and I know you won't judge me!
 I don't even know how to describe our friendship to someone because its just ...us LOL. It's so funny to think how we rarely talked like a couple years ago and now we can't go like a day without talking.
 I can't wait to meet momma and poppa! -as i bring all my shit to move in- And now that your 18 you can watch porn legally!
 Oh and also get that drank on...just plz dont do what you ALMOST did last time LOLOL.
 I hope you enjoy this gift and I'll also send out that picture i made for you as well like ages ago~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BABUU
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